OH SUGAR

Okay, one more trashy post.

I have a sugar mama. She makes me food and buys me expensive dildos(es?). Speaking of which, Last saturday at my boyfriend's best friend's birthday party, said sugar mama somehow lured me into my bed. At some point through a drunken haze I saw my boyfriend watching us. And all I could do was give out a fleeting"AAACCKK!!". For what seemed like an eternity later (the time space continuum warps when you're on alcohol), unevenly dressed I had to go search for him. It was almost dawn and I'm driving around searching for any sort of lump on the sidewalk. Turns out, he's just passed out under a tree next to my building.

I wonder if Nosferatu would disappear if he saw two ladies making out upside down on each other. I bet he'd just stay there and watch..

Today's Tuneage:

From Our Hips by Cursive

(I am obsessed with this song. Seriously. Just find it.)

Is my ass showing?

So it's been a really long time since I posted.. My life upchucked drama and I got stuck in the muck. Ugh.
It's crazy how comfortable you can be taking your clotes off for a complete strager in his parents' home on his kid sister's childhood bed. That was my friday. Getting paid cause you look good naked is not as rewarding as you may think. Let me tell you. Sure you just pose and hope he doesn't notice you didn't exactly shave your legs that morning but it's a pretty strange job to have. There's no resume, no nothing, just you and this computer engineer who needs an outlet.
Poor guy. I guess I'm not the first college girl to do it for extra money though. But I doubt many who did got very far...

Today's Tuneage:
Nature of the Experiment by Tokyo Police Club (poppy awesomeness)