I'm 20 now goddamnit. Goodbye teenage years.
Three days in and I'm scared shitless. It's a weird age to be for many reasons:
One) I still cannot drink....legally
Two) I cannot dye my hair insane colors for the hell of it anymore
Three) If i do dye it an insane color for the hell of it, it's not dubbed "a phase"
Four) Your mother suddenly confides in you about her sex life
Five) Men older than 30 feel validated that their staring at your boobs is not creepy anymore.
Six) Suddenly you don't mind the men over 30 looking at your boobs, go figure.
Seven) Angsty feelings of yore are for childen, not you. *All at once you feel real stupid that you cried over that Garden State soundtrack*
Eight) Guilty feelings erupt when you eat that whole pizza....cause now it really does go to your ass.
Nine) A sophistacated scarf is an accepted outfit choice.
Ten) You actually get a kick out of going to the grocery store..oh my god.
Today's Tuneage:Rhapsody in Blue
by George Gershwin (The sophistacated choice. haha)
Three days in and I'm scared shitless. It's a weird age to be for many reasons:
One) I still cannot drink....legally
Two) I cannot dye my hair insane colors for the hell of it anymore
Three) If i do dye it an insane color for the hell of it, it's not dubbed "a phase"
Four) Your mother suddenly confides in you about her sex life
Five) Men older than 30 feel validated that their staring at your boobs is not creepy anymore.
Six) Suddenly you don't mind the men over 30 looking at your boobs, go figure.
Seven) Angsty feelings of yore are for childen, not you. *All at once you feel real stupid that you cried over that Garden State soundtrack*
Eight) Guilty feelings erupt when you eat that whole pizza....cause now it really does go to your ass.
Nine) A sophistacated scarf is an accepted outfit choice.
Ten) You actually get a kick out of going to the grocery store..oh my god.
Today's Tuneage:Rhapsody in Blue
by George Gershwin (The sophistacated choice. haha)
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